Would you believe if I told you I was actually an exotic asian/euro mix spy for some unknown organisation, using tickle to spy on you people? No. So lets get going. ********************* I am an average girl. Lacking in the beauty gene. Seriously, when you meet my friends, you'll understand. People tell me I smile a lot, read too much, eat too much and yet keep up a slim enough body, act too crazy, talk way over the normal limit, act feminist yet have a dozen blooming crushes, has no potential at being dangerous whatsoever, am toooooooooo, overly, smart and nerdlike, am a noob(seriously how many of you get the nickname 'meganerdyfobbynoobface', or get told that you have contracted 'noobatitus'? Anyway, don't let false claims put you off. I'm not so 'noobed' that I walk into poles even though I see them an hour before. ********************* My looks? Why don't you close your eyes after reading this. Imagine first, the average height of a fourteen yr old. Make that a bit taller, add a pair of cute dark plaits on the head, wide brown eyes with a mischievous sparkle in them, perfect nose and not so perfect, naturally pink lips and elf-like ears on the face. Fix a few wisps of dark hair in front of the years. Wait a moment...make that body a little slimmer. Stick a black and white polka-dotted watch and a dolphin charm bracelet on the girls arm. Matching necklace around neck. Then stick on the most boringest clothes you can on her body. Plain t-shirt shorts thongs, to help your imagination. Don't forget to pop a pair of purple rimmed glasses on her nose to complete the nerd image(I usually don't wear them unless I'm at school)There you go, you have completed a portrait of yours truly in your mind. What do you think? If you want, put a rabbit in her arms(its a fluffy black one, thats my pet), or let her hold a book(favourite hobby is reading). I guess you're thoroughly grossed out now? ********************* Glad to see your not thoroughly grossed out and still reading about me. Let me complete my profile then... ********************* My nickname is Kitchi. I like: Reading Books, Anime of some kind, Foxes, the colour purple, hanging out with friends, being thrilled, dreaming at night, my family, especially my adorable little sister(who looks like a future movie star), my pet rabbit, my friends, my books, playing piano, the subjects: Science, History and Mathematics, food(have I told you that I love meat?), being congratulated or complimented...the list goes on. I dislike: My childhood nemesis(could I stick that in the 'hate' category?), people who don't appreciate education, people who look down on others and judge or stereotype others, I absolutely hate it when anyone hurts my sister in anyway(was once caught ringing the neck of one poor guy my age, who happened to accidently bowl her over), people who pretend to be things they aren't, shopping for clothes and more...this list goes on and is longer than my christmas list... ********************* My hobbies are reading and hanging out with friends. I absolutely despise shopping for clothes. It hurts my feet and strains my nerves and makes me get generally pissed off.
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I'm the only Deviant without a signature!! Mowahahahaaa! . . . . . . . wait.
and she was like: "huh? what?"
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[link] <- she deserves more attention then she gets!! SHE IS TEH PRO! >3
[link] <- her too
[ Me: OBJEKSHU--] [ Lex: NO BETCH! D< ] i gots overruled .__.
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Happiness is... vectored thrust.
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[link] <- she deserves more attention then she gets!! SHE IS TEH PRO! >3
[link] <- her too
[ Me: OBJEKSHU--] [ Lex: NO BETCH! D< ] i gots overruled .__.
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Happiness is... vectored thrust.